Training

The Pickle Test

I swear I didn’t make this up. Actually, I kinda wish I did so I could name it after me. You know, like “Sword’s Pickle Test.” Or something.

Ninja Strike

We’re ready for ya! Alrighty, I sing-song. Who’s ready for their breakfast? Are my dogs Hungry? A powerful word, Hungry. It’s in the same attention getting genre as Getcher Food Bowl, Cookie, and that sound kibble makes when it hits… Read More ›

Little Red Wagon

Let’s have Micron pull me! Hey, wait a minute here, says Holly. Something’s not right, Food Lady. What? No. No, everything’s fine, I say, lowering the camera. What do you mean, Holly? So, says Holly. Remember the time Bodine the… Read More ›

Roller Coaster

It wasn’t to the level of a double dog dare, as no canines were involved in this challenge of machismo vs. tough, yet still delicately feminine character. The Vortex at King’s IslandYeah, no problem. The brother-in-law and I were standing… Read More ›

It’s just dog nature

Holy mother of dog. Please tell methat’s not what you’re wearing tothe dinner, says Micron. Don’t makeme call your mom. Are we doing anything Saturday night? I glance up to see The Husband holding his iPhone to his chest. I… Read More ›