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Keeping history
Mike walked from room to room, first looking for the cats who treated him with such disdain that he always felt the need to forgive them for their misguided slander of his character. He thought he could sense them today… Read More ›
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Resting Beach Face
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Hoppelganged again
Hoppelgäng verb (hä-pəl-ˌgaŋ) The phenomena that occurs when you and your doppelgänger are coerced into wearing bunny ears. Sentence usage: “Darn it, we’ve been hoppelgänged again.“ You know, I’m not the only one who enjoys this. The guy can rock the… Read More ›
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Why the vet is on speed dial
“Jager! Darn it, doggie,” I say. “Will you please shift your butt into second gear or something?” We’re ankle deep in the usual anxiety driven morning rush. I’m simply trying to walk to my car and Jager keeps stopping short in front… Read More ›
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Portion control
I watched as my cube farm colleague folded the top of the bright yellow candy wrapper and place it in her desk drawer. “What are you doing?” I ask. “What?” she said. “That’s a half full bag of peanut M&M’s,”… Read More ›
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No bunny’s being fair
“Not fair,” says Holly. I’m concentrating on loading the dishwasher the right-and only-way and look over at her. Holly’s watching out the storm door into the backyard. “Probably not,” I say. “But I’ll bite. What’s not fair?” “Jager gets to eat… Read More ›
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