Gimme a challenge here, Food Lady. Let’s set this thing on fire or something. You know how they say dogs know basic math, right? Show your dog you have three dog cookies in your hand, then only give them two. The… Read More ›
Euka II
Four-on-the-Floor
I don’t get it. Can you ‘splain it to me again, asks Euka. Why is that stuffed toy Ed is holding in his mouth not a stuffed toy? Because that’s his beard, I tell her. Euka tilts her head as if shifting… Read More ›
A toddler says No
(Social media disclaimer. As I talk about Eukanuba, it is as an employee of P&G Pet Care. However, anything I say in praise of Eukanuba supports my personal belief that we make some great pet food now. No kidding, y’all…. Read More ›
Growing room
Euka II, a beauty in the making at five months old Ready? Ok, here goes. Two truths and a lie, y’all. 1. My sister is fifteen months older than me. 2. I’m the quiet, reserved one and she’s the outgoing one ready… Read More ›
Wordless Wednesday: Euka II wants to be your Valentine
Euka II wants to know if you’ll be her valentine. Aww, that’s sweet. But she also wants to know if she can get off this frozen chair. She’s losing feeling in her nether regions. It’s 29 degrees on this winter… Read More ›
A belly rub with fame
As I listen to a presentation on Different Thinking Styles, I’m reminded of a story from a few years ago when I was working for a construction contractor. We brought in a business consultant; an expert in planning. He handed… Read More ›