Hol-Lee! I call. Here! Time to go inside! I say, as if she can connect these words with an actual command. C’mon, we have to get to work, kid. Here! I repeat. Because I’m hopeful like that. Darn it, puppy…. Read More ›
Advanced Training
Euka first semester update
Now that, says Euka, was a play session! You must really be mad at that little yellow dog, says Bodine. The benevolent ruler of Sword House strolls into the kitchen while I’m putting some sandwiches together.Ooh, is that roast beef? he… Read More ›
Do the Hokey Pokey
Micron poses at the P&G headquarters He slaps a right shake in.He pulls his right paw out.He slaps a left shake in.And then barks and barks about. And so goes the Hokey Pokey, Micron-style. Here’s the recurring scene in the… Read More ›
Why we do the things we do
Do you hear that? I ask my Favorite Kid. I turn down the car radio and look into the side mirror. It sounds like someone’s yelling, doesn’t it?We’re sitting on I-70, a normal highway on any other day. Today however,… Read More ›