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Hoppelganged again

Hoppelgäng  verb (hä-pəl-ˌgaŋ) The phenomena that occurs when you and your doppelgänger are coerced into wearing bunny ears. Sentence usage: “Darn it, we’ve been hoppelgänged again.“ You know, I’m not the only one who enjoys this. The guy can rock the… Read More ›

Portion control

I watched as my cube farm colleague folded the top of the bright yellow candy wrapper and place it in her desk drawer. “What are you doing?” I ask. “What?” she said. “That’s a half full bag of peanut M&M’s,”… Read More ›

National Puppy Day 2016

On this annual celebration of National Puppy Day, here at Sword House we find ourselves in a rather unfortunate situation of being “between puppies.” Sure, I have three dogs dropping their spring coats throughout my home, leaving me to wonder… Read More ›

Get lucky

Pucker up, y’all. Mick O’FeedMe, formerly the mighty Micron, wants you to know that a kiss from his golden lips will bring you certain good luck. Never mind that pot o’gold at the end of rainbow. We have a treasure… Read More ›