Micron is asking me to update his resume. He wants to snag a job at this place. A career as a stunt double of the company’s mascot, Lindy, is top of the list, what with the crazy good looks of these two goldens.
And sure, a security guard role as Keeper of the Bacon Treats is a solid career choice as well.
Maybe V.P of Canine Communications? The dog can bark your ear off if you let him.
Micron is so busy with his volunteer work, though. I really don’t think he has time for a full-time job and we’re not even talking about his lack of work ethic.
In the meantime, I’ll distract him with a cookie or two. I think we’ll go with a Peanut Butter but Better. Then it’ll be his nap time.